my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.
Fuck them up. Fuck them all up.
this makes me happy!
I wish every country would have dealt with the white colonizers like this when their dirty white asses first hit the shores.
yes kill them all
My first photoset, I’m reposting for posterity and also for the engorging of any genitals that may happen to be in the region.
Never not reblog this lol
me as hell as a parent
Dynamo, an English magician, went around London over the weekend, “levitating” next to this bus. He hasn’t revealed how he accomplished this trick.
dude dont forget this guy walked on water
he casually strolled down the side of a building, LEVITATED IN FRONT OF CHRIST THE REDEEMER IN RIO and predicted football scores resulting in a large win on a bet WHICH HE THEN GAVE TO THE TEENAGE CANCER TRUST. Dynamo is amazing.
he’s finally getting notes!!!!
I love this man so much
fucking dynamo fucking sold his fucking soul to fucking Crowley
Fucking explain to me how else he could fucking melt glass with his bare fucking hands
This is that superhero nobody believes is real under the guise of being a magician, oh my god he’s a deity.
this is the shit drop out students from Hogwarts do
This was requested, but here are 10 terrifying gifs
A million messages asking me the sources of these gifs:
3) The Conjuring
5) Paranormal Activity 3
6) Grave Encounters 2
7) Teen Wolf (lol)
Let me be fabulous and link you all to the following movie links mentioned
And thanks to Tim, I’ve seen 5/7 of those movies. And he wonders where my night terrors come from… That’s also not the scariest moment of Insidious that keeps my up at night either.
This is scary.
There’s a Russian game show where contestants steal cars. If they aren’t caught by the police after 35 minutes, they get to keep the car.