Never Missing A Beat.
did-you-kno:

In 1945, the USSR bugged the office of U.S. Ambassador Averell Harriman when they had Soviet school children give him a wooden carving of The Great Seal as a “gesture of friendship.” It took 7 years before it was exposed as a listening device.  Source

did-you-kno:

In 1945, the USSR bugged the office of U.S. Ambassador Averell Harriman when they had Soviet school children give him a wooden carving of The Great Seal as a “gesture of friendship.” It took 7 years before it was exposed as a listening device. Source

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

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arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

silentbutgolden:

I feel like “yea I hear you but what’s that got to do with putting my dick in your mouth?” is a valid response in many instances.

tastefullyoffensive:

"Mind if we swing by PetSmart real quick?" [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Mind if we swing by PetSmart real quick?" [via]

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

Woman logic.

This is the shit.