In 1945, the USSR bugged the office of U.S. Ambassador Averell Harriman when they had Soviet school children give him a wooden carving of The Great Seal as a “gesture of friendship.” It took 7 years before it was exposed as a listening device. Source
"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe."
The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
I feel like “yea I hear you but what’s that got to do with putting my dick in your mouth?” is a valid response in many instances.