I love this photo so much.
my future marriage
The Shining cuckoo clock by artist Chris Dimino. At the top of every hour, Jack Torrance breaks through the door and says “Here’s Johnny!”, followed by the piercing scream of his wife Wendy!
I’m sorry, bandaids. The water weakened your adhesive and before I knew it, you were gone.
and that was the last time I wore a puffy vest to the bar
Me on my upcoming vacation.
This fucking woman